The Republic of Panzer Vor 308 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.954 billion Panzer Vor 308ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Panzer Vor 308ian economy, worth 109 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,222 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, billions of Dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Vor 308's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Panzer Vor 308 is ranked 85,096^th in the world and 2,494^th in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 18.99 kickbacks per hour.